I wish you happy holidays
With a bright end of year.
May your uptime be longways
So you may enjoy your beer.
May your family be warm
During those last few weeks,
So together you may form
A happiness with red cheeks.
May the next year flow
With great VPS offers,
With gigabit network aglow,
And with cold storage coffers.
I send you this tiny wish,
Hoping it finds you well,
Hoping you’ll enjoy a Christmas dish
When raindeers will ring their bell.
Now even though we live hard moments,
With conflicts and wars worldwide,
Let’s dream of computing components
Let’s hope the end is not nigh;
For this is our low end spirit
A place where servers are too cheap,
A place where nobody can be dick,
And where no hoping is too deep.
And so let us all celebrate
And raise our can of cold beer
In carols about cheapskate
Towards a happy new year!